This Day in Death


Filed under: —James @ 12:00 am February 23, 2012


This Day in Death is written and maintained by a shadowy operative located somewhere in the American Midwest. His mystique, wit, and above-average personal hygiene are matched only by his ability to make any lady lucky enough to be with him feel, for possibly the first time in her life, like a true and complete woman.

If this blog is successful, he plans to sell out immediately and use the profits to finance his lifelong passion: Composing zany piano music for use in the background of sports blooper clips.