This Day in Death

02.11.12: Whitney Houston – DEAD!

Filed under: Dead —James @ 1:41 am February 11, 2012

You are fucking kidding me.


Annnnnnnnd the site begins in earnest with the death of an old, soiled dishrag that a sick doberman slept on for a few years. Wait, Whitney Houston? Seriously? Holy Christ. Cause of death has not yet been determined but if I had to hazard a guess I’d go with everything. Every last possible thing that a human being could die from. While we wait for the autopsy I’m gonna go reverse image search that picture. There’s no way a real person has ever looked like that. It’s like someone left a wax statue of a transvestite out in the sun.

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