This Day in Death

5.30.12 – Martin Short’s Wife – STILL DEAD!

Filed under: Dead —James @ 9:32 am May 31, 2012

I don’t wanna look for a picture of Kathie Lee Gifford, nor do I want anyone who just sees the headline photo to think Martin Short is dead, so instead here’s a picture of a baby donkey just plain old not giving a fuck.

 

Kathie Lee Gifford is an unlikeable idiot, and it’s not just me saying that. Take a look at this quote from a respected internet source:

Kathie Lee Gifford is an unlikeable idiot

Wow. That seems pretty conclusive. So it really shouldn’t come as any surprise that Gifford didn’t find it necessary to confirm that Martin Short’s wife is still alive before spewing a barrage of comments at him about how awesome their marriage must be. Because what are the odds that a human being would be dead? Pretty astronomical, you’d probably think. Don’t feel bad, I would have assumed the same thing before starting this site. But apparently Gifford does not, in fact, have a death blog. Or a soul, for that matter.

Kathie Lee Gifford made a big blunder when interviewing Martin Short on “Today” Show Wednesday, May 30. The host mistakenly asked him about his wife Nancy Dolman who died two years ago, but has since realized her mistake and apologized for it.

Things got awkward when she said, “He and Nancy have one of the greatest marriages of anybody in show business. How many years now for you guys?”

“We ..umm.. married 36 years,” he answered. Having no clue about the error, she kept pestering him by saying, “But you’re still, like, in love?” to which he replied with a smile, “Madly, madly in love.” When asked why, he simply said, “Cute, I’m cute.”

Well, that is some seriously admirable restraint from Short. That bitch just stepped on Ned Nederlander’s toes and lived to tell the tale. Between the inappropriate comments and the ghoulish facial prosthetics I’m tempted to believe she was just showing him her Jiminy Glick impression. Ha! She’s unpleasant to look at, is what I’d like you guys to come away from this with.

 

Source: Ace Showbiz

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