This Day in Death

03.01.12: Andrew Breitbart – DEAD!

Filed under: Dead —James @ 5:33 am March 1, 2012

The blue eyes drew me in, but it was the pasty neck rolls that kept bringing me back.


Conservative blogger Andrew Breitbart is dead today at the age of 43. In memoriam, Matt Drudge brought out his most muted Geocities siren .gif. That’s the closest we’re going to get to a political joke here because I don’t feel like dealing with your stupid opinions one way or the other. You people sound like silverware stuck in a garbage disposal when you’re just ordering a cheeseburger, my eardrums would burst if I had to hear you shriek on about something you actually care about. I could wear a hornet’s nest as a hat and wouldn’t have to endure as much shrill nonsense. Great, now the blood pressure’s up. Give me something for the pain, Block Quote:

Andrew passed away unexpectedly from natural causes shortly after midnight this morning in Los Angeles.

We have lost a husband, a father, a son, a brother, a dear friend, a patriot and a happy warrior.

Andrew lived boldly, so that we more timid souls would dare to live freely and fully, and fight for the fragile liberty he showed us how to love.

I really don’t understand why we use the term “natural causes” in situations like this. He was 43.  Death at that age would only be ‘natural’ if Breitbart happened to be either a.) a New England colonist in the 1600s or b.) a zebra. Oh well. Don’t mind me, I’m just upset that I never bothered to ask him for blogging advice before starting up this site. If this thing isn’t a success then this ‘Blog Life’ stomach tattoo is just going to make me look goofy.



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